Quotation

One good thing about going out with a doctor, I suppose. Instant treatment. -You'd think so, wouldn't you? She just says it ruins the magic. Especially if it's anything to do with my nether regions. - Women, eh? === Mind you, when I first met her, I pretended to be all mean and moody. You know, James Dean kind of thing? Every time she spoke to me I'd just grunt. Light up a fag. - How did that work out? She went out with my best mate for two years. === If you're going to keep stealing electricity you need a circuit breaker. Something to cut the power when a surge comes through. - And who's going to pay for that? === - AJ, life is only boring if you get caught. === Do you know, you can tell how many hours of daylight left by putting your fingers flat to the horizon like this? Each finger is about 15 minutes. Give or take. Have I just ruined a lovely moment by being boring? -No. No, it's fine. I'm in the mood for boring.